Dear Senator McConnell:
Enough! Seriously, the embarrassment I feel for you (and my State by extension) is painful.
You, the fossil of change? The irony. The only things that appear to change in your world are your ally, Rand Paul's stances, and that is also pain inducing.
Once again, I remind you that Team Mitch does not seem to be on your side. Your party is still asking stupid questions (so often that they have become cliche) like, "How's that hope and change working for you," making it perfectly obvious they are hopeless regressives. So, your team decides to annoy them by pretending you might sorta wanna be the feeble, 72-year-old agent of change? If it weren't so pathetic, it would be laughable. If Kentucky is stupid enough to elect you again, my guess is the only thing you could possibly change during your next term would be Depends.
This makes your POTUS envy even more obvious, and sad.