Life With Mitch McConnell. Could It Be Any Worse?
Collection of letters to and from Mitch McConnell and occasional articles that others have written about him.
Thursday, May 2, 2013
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Yes, Senator McConnell, You Really Should Duplicate the Romney Campaign
Dear Senator McConnell:
Silly you. Buying friends didn't really work for Mitt and it doesn't seem to be working for you, either. Sorta like the empty chair didn't work for Mitt but that didn't stop you from copying. Since you aren't smart enough to be embarrassed, we sane Kentuckians are embarrassed for you.
Disgusted,
Sandy
Silly you. Buying friends didn't really work for Mitt and it doesn't seem to be working for you, either. Sorta like the empty chair didn't work for Mitt but that didn't stop you from copying. Since you aren't smart enough to be embarrassed, we sane Kentuckians are embarrassed for you.
Please stop continue making a fool of yourself.
Disgusted,
Sandy
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Some use bombs but McConnell uses his position to destroy the people of the country
(Thanks to Byron Early for the title)
Dear Senator McConnell:
Regarding: “I
think it’s safe to say that for many, the complacency that prevailed prior to
September 11th has actually returned.” Mitch McConnell Taken from the ThinkProgress article and video linked here
Once again, Senator McConnell, your
guess at what THE American people are thinking or at what is actually going on
in the American government is totally off base. In this case, I think the
problem might be that you are thinking in Republican, fear-mongering,
war-making terms that seek to protect your home grown terrorists and project
every act of terrorism onto people who are not in this country.
I know it’s asking a lot for you to
pay attention, but I’m hard-headed this way. Please, do pay attention. You
invite us to look at your Facebook page and to read the inanity that your party
puts out in the forms of fund-raising letters and editorials that are surely
written either to test our sanity or to prove you’ve lost yours. I’m asking you
to take a little stroll across the internet. Seriously, you won’t even need to
waste tax dollars on Secret Service escorts to experience the violent rhetoric and
terrorism being enacted on us by your allies every second of every day.
I promise you (in case you’ve missed
the entire gun debate), many of us are not at all complacent about terrorism.
We don’t want paranoid, angry, basement militias terrorizing our children and
grandchildren by sporting their assault rifles at the zoo, and we don’t want
people detonating bombs at the Boston Marathon on tax day, where the Sandy Hook families are being recognized, nor do we want outsiders to attack us. It's plain scary for you to say anything so stupid.
Think.
Disgusted as always,
Sandy
Friday, April 12, 2013
Mitch McConnell: Not a Convincing Martyr
Dear Senator McConnell:
You might have a few people in the media willing to waste
air and print space presenting you as a martyr in the whole “somebody recorded
me saying what everyone already knew I was saying about Ashley Judd” fiasco.
The rest of us know you are not a martyr, you were not harmed, and you wasted
tax dollars calling for an investigation. No, your version of martyrdom is
sorta like my Catholic mother’s, “If I were on the floor dying, you’d just step
over me,” when she wanted attention.
The only questions left are:
- Was Progress [sic] Kentucky working for you? It sure looks that way to many of us (I mentioned this in a previous letter, before any of this broke.)
- Did you cook your own goose since you will be investigated now?
The part of this that doesn’t make me want to scream is that
I’m not the only one pointing out your ridiculously false claims that Progress
[sic] Kentucky is, or ever was, tied to
Kentucky Democrats, or Kentucky
progressives, or the left. Kentucky Democrats do not want to make things easy
for you and we do not want to hang around with people who call themselves Tea
Party to learn how to be like them. We (at least the people I talk to) are
appalled by their tactics and actions.
We think we should just sit back and watch you self-destruct
until the last possible moment and then announce the candidate who will beat
you. We know how you are, and that as soon as you have an opponent to devour,
you will call together your little team of ugly people and plan how you will
get the media to stop focusing on what a pitiful job you are doing and instead
assist you in hurting that person in the most personal way possible. (And you
have the nerve to whine that someone said something you didn’t appreciate about
your wife – who put herself in the political spectrum where she earned our
disdain. Seriously, it takes a lot of gall to be such a hypocrite.)
After reading these articles, I would be embarrassed to
admit that I had anything to do with this group. I think you should be ten
times as embarrassed to pretend they took you down.
All out of sympathy,
Sandy
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
McConnell World Getting Uglier
Dear Senator McConnell:
I’m not sure where to start with the surge of garbage that
has poured in from McConnell world since I last wrote. I guess I’ll go with the
most disappointing first and work my way back to the good news.
Who am I trying to fool? I want to blurt out the good news
first to make sure I don’t forget. The most recent polls say you are extremely
unpopular with only a 36% approval rate in Kentucky. Everywhere I look, there are new
pages, groups, blogs, and memes talking about the horrible things you’ve done,
and about how many people dislike you. I flatter myself by believing that my
four-year-project has paid off. I smile when I think that your goal was to make
President Obama a one-term President while mine was to make sure your name
recognition carried with it knowledge of your horrible record. Finally, I can
say without doubt that you failed and I succeeded.
Now, I will return to the most disappointing issue.
Mitch McConnell joins far right fringe on guns I hate to admit this in public but I honestly held out a
little hope for you on this one. You are a father, and I am guessing that at
least one of your three children might have produced a grandchild although I
haven’t verified that. (A Google search for your grandchildren provides a link
to my letter On
Behalf of My Grandchildren,
Senator McConnell,
which addresses my grandchildren but not yours.)
When I heard the news about Sandy Hook,
my heart shattered. From what I understand, that is true for most people, and
many of us have not recovered. I guess I gave you the benefit of the doubt and
assumed that you had a heart to shatter. When your new BFF, and my other
embarrassing Senator, Rand Paul went public with his nonsense about
filibustering any attempt to strengthen gun safety in this country, I decided
that validated my belief that as terrible as you are at your job, I still have
a sliver more respect for you than I do him. At least I only fear you
politically; I fear him politically and physically.
And then you had to jump on the crazy train with him. Oh,
what a bittersweet dilemma that creates. On the sweet side, it will hurt your
campaign. But, we sane Kentuckians still have to swallow the bitter reality of
the whole world laughing at us. (In case you don’t know, the whole world IS
watching. My granddaughter gets a kick out of seeing which countries are reading my letters to you. Thanks for that little pleasure.)
I have no problem admitting that I was wrong in assuming
that you would feel the pain of every person who lost someone in that massacre,
and that you would lie awake at night thinking of all the things you could do to
make sure nothing like this ever happens again, and that you would realize there is no way to
predict who is mentally unable to handle the responsibility of owning a gun so
we must regulate and minimize, and that you would see through the NRA’s ridiculous
leap onto school safety when schools are not the problem. I was wrong – very wrong
– to assume that you would be anything like the sane, compassionate, fair,
logical people in this country.
Second on my complaint list is this: Mitch McConnell Won'tStop Saying That the Left Was "Bugging" His Campaign Office You know, Senator McConnell, that this is total bull. My
guess is that someone in your office defected. You are surely suspecting the
same now that you wasted tax dollars on an FBI investigation that came up with
nothing. Seriously, old fool would be an improvement over the way you are looking these
days. There’s some sweet irony (of the sickenly sweet variety) in your use of
tax dollars for this and in the fact that you also waste tax dollars taking
secret service to protect you when you visit school children.
Ashley Judd’s words are kinder than mine, and prove that her
mental status is certainly much better than yours. "This is yet another
example of the politics of personal destruction that embody Mitch McConnell and
are pervasive in Washington,
D.C," Judd said in the statement. "We expected nothing less from
Mitch McConnell and his camp to take a personal struggle such as depression,
which many Americans cope with on a daily basis, and turn it into a laughing
matter."
Another sore spot for me is that you and your cronies (or
should I say allies so you'll know I'm trying to insult you?) are ruining satire for me and causing friction between me
and one of my oldest friends. He suggested that we should label satire because
so many people are sharing some of the most inane stories as truth. It’s a
sorry state of affairs when Republicans are so absurd that there is no way to
exaggerate stories about them to the point that rational people stop and say, “Oh,
no, this can’t possibly be true so and laugh.” Here’s the latest example of
satire that the intelligent, informed people believed. I hope you will read it and weep.
And then there are usual complaints – the things that never
go away so I can’t wait for 2014 to be rid of you. Your obstruction is
childish, inexcusable, and harmful. The reason I know you are lying when you
claim to be Christian is that if you believed in hell you would know you have
earned your spot in the VIP section there.
Wishing you sleepless nights, haunted by visions of children
who have been shot with assault rifles,
Sandy
Friday, March 22, 2013
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
McConnell Madness Brackets Ready
Recently, over in the Facebook Group, No More Life With Mitch McConnell (name reflects anticipated retiring of this blog along with the
Senator in 2014), I posted this:
BE ON THE WATCH: I realized today, when I saw Mitch's FB post, that the odds are against him. Any day now, he is bound to slip up and accidentally tell a truth.
So far, that hasn’t happened. In the spirit of March
Madness, I created a bracket competition with the accidental truths I would
most like to hear Senator McConnell drop. I invite everyone to participate and
share with others.
There will be no cash prize but we are all winners if
someone replaces his botox injections with truth serum, or he suddenly develops
a conscience at this late age. And, to all who predict the winner, I will be forever in awe of your awesomeness.
Should anyone feel cheated because there is no money
involved, you are welcome to make a donation to the NOT MITCH fund:
Be sure to add this to the FOR line: Against Mitch McConnell
Mail to:
Jefferson
County Democratic Party
640 Barrett
Avenue
Louisville,
Kentucky 40204
(per Bill Ryan, Chairman, Jefferson
County Democratic Party)Let the fun begin!
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