Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Mitch McConnell: We Must Rewrite The Constitution Because ‘Elections’ Haven’t ‘Worked’

Another indication that we deserve to demand that Mitch McConnell be tested for mental competency.

Mitch McConnell: We Must Rewrite The Constitution Because ‘Elections’ Haven’t ‘Worked’: pSpeaking on the Senate floor this morning, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) offered what may be the most concise summary of conservative constitutionalism ever spoken — America must rewrite the Constitution to force conservative outcomes because we the people consistently elect lawmakers who disagree with McConnell: The time has come for a balanced budget [...]/p

Thursday, December 22, 2011

We Aren't All As Generous As President Obama

Dear Senator McConnell:

I respect President Obama for attempting to help you save face today. Truth is, though, that few of us are silly enough to believe that he agreed with you. We know you were forced to agree with him for once. How does it feel when someone you have treated do poorly always manages to be the bigger man?


Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Your Basket Is Flimsy

Dear Senator McConnell:

Still think it was a good idea to put all of your rotten eggs in that flimsy "see that Obama is a one-term President" basket? For your sake, and the sake of your heartless party, I'm glad you did. For the sake of all the people you've hurt, it still stucks.


Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Thanks For the Birthday Gift, Senator McConnell

Dear Senator McConnell:

In addition to an outpouring of well wishes, thoughtful gifts, my wonderful family delivering food and hugs - I've been giving the great privilege of watching your chickens come home to roost. I can't imagine a better birthday celebration. Thank you for that gift and I hope you are squirming as much as I'm enjoying this.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Senator McConnell's Victory

Dear Senator McConnell:

If you consider being an old, out-of-touch, despicable, hostage-taking, terrorist who cares nothing about his country or the people in it a victory, then you are victorious today. If you think the President's refusal to mention the pipeline project that was your latest tool in your game a victory, then I guess you are victorious today.

Congratulations on being one of the most disgusting people I've had the displeasure of being victimized by.